I'm Over You, Jersey Housewives
I can’t be the only one who’s noticed that every time I turn to Bravo, the New Jersey Housewives reunion episode is on. Did I miss something, here? Cause I am so over these women. It’s one thing to be petty and dramatic like the other housewives, that’s why we all love the franchise. But the Jersey housewives take it to another level. It’s like they want us to believe that they’re mafia and everything is supposed to be extra villainous or devious. So, I guess I’m supposed to flip my lid over Theresa’s attempt to expose Melissa Gorga as a former stripper. Well, here’s my response Bravo. First of all, let’s be real, Melissa. You knew who that guy was and you’re not good at hiding it, so drop the act. Second of all, who cares? You know how many people strip? My old roommate was a classical dancer and she said stripping was practically the go-to job for her dance friends because it’s easy and it pays well. Either way, I can possibly understand the drama for one night, but this reunion special has been hijacking that channel for the past 3 weeks, and I’m getting tired of it (namely because I missed an episode of Miami housewives and every time I attempt to catch it on my DVR, it ends up that the guide was evidently mistaken and I accidentally recorded another Jersey housewives reunion.) Clearly your goal is to haunt me to my grave. Look, I don’t care about all of your issues, because you guys have more than overstayed your welcome as far as I’m concerned. I feel like we had a bad break up and you’re still driving past my house. I want my Bravo back.